Hankelford

Any creature (mostly dogs) that happen to have a funny jaw or enlarged teeth. Also a generic way of pointing out a funny looking animals.

"Look at that Alligator! It's such a Hankelford!"

"Fido, You're a Hankelford!"

by MaryIronman June 29, 2009

Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"

"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

by Branman515 May 4, 2007

Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.

This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.

by Protein Face March 12, 2011

Hannelore

Sassy but sophisticated. Loves to make inside jokes and laugh. Don't ask them about cats cause they'll just meow back.

Did you see Hannelore today?

by TrickerTricks March 16, 2021

Haniel

Haniel means a Gift Of God. Haniel is a person who you know has your back through it all. He likes making new friends and if he texts you text him back. He will be your best friend. Be his friend and you won't regret making him your friend. Someone who has an amazing sense of humor , loves music and has an amazing strong heart. Haniel is someone who you love with all your heart and know that you couldn't replace. He is quite but once you get to know him you see a different side of him.

If you ever find a Haniel love him and don't let him go

by A_good_friend_to all November 25, 2021

Fucky Handel

Treating a person with no self-worth.

I dont deal with anybody tring to fucky handel me. The game is to be played not taught.

by roll tide505 June 2, 2018

Handel

A male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. They usually plan to do something to better the world. Liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

Sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

Often confused with Hansel.

Dude, you just pulled a Handel!

by topgun1 February 3, 2010