Printer Hanukah

When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.

My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.

by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006

hanumanth

Hanumanth is a very amazing and cool name which is used in many Hindu customs. Not a very common name, yet tends to represent someone sensual and appealing. Hanumanths maybe be bullied for their name yet have the sexiest bodies to make up for it.

Dude that guy plays the flute, he must be a Hanumanth!

by i.am.chill June 29, 2016

hanuka man

a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )

joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!

by no one of concern June 22, 2009

Jacob Hanukkah

A hot sexy thot. Sadly a failed abortion

God, you’re such a Jacob Hanukkah

by Skeetskeetbuttcrack123 April 14, 2019

Miracle Of Hanukkah

When passing around a bowl of marijuana, it is rare that only one light will last eight hits. Especially in the holiday season, it is appropriate to title the passing of exactly eight hits as a Miracle of Hanukkah.

Or, Mirahuanukkah.

Woah, that bowl lasted so long! Yeah, it's a Miracle Of Hanukkah...A Mirahuanukkah

by evabevabaltus March 27, 2011

Hanus

Hanus means "beans" in ancient Greek.

- "I'm so hungry, I'd like to eat some hanus."
- "I got you covered, bro."

by jacques626 January 17, 2020

hanukkah bush

a jewish christmas tree.

yo, lets go out and cut us down a hanukkah bush!

by emixzy December 22, 2008