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Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.
My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.
by The Jax August 5, 2009
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Hanukkah and Passover Jew

A Jew who only attends Temple during Hanukkah and Passover. They see this as the only 'mandatory' days to attend. Similar to the Christmas and Easter Christians.
you know Jim, he's a Hanukkah and Passover Jew. Today he's at Temple praying to God and tomorrow he will be eating a huge salami.
by thegeckoj December 4, 2010
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hanukkah man

The brother of Santa clause, he delivers Presents to all the good Jewish boys and girls. He Drives a magic UPS truck and lives in Miami.
I left some locks and bagels out for the Hanukkah man.
by Serinice April 24, 2016
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Hanukkah is the best

I love Hanukkah, Hannukah is the best I think that its the best holiday to every exist yay!!! Hanukkah Sameach!
by joeisking2022 December 16, 2021
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hanukkah harry

the jewish equivlant of santa claus.
by J-Unit April 23, 2004
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hanukkah

When something lasts longer then it was intended to
That last bowl was totally hanukkah!!!!
by Andy_f October 9, 2005
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Hanukkah bowl

Marijuana packed in a pipe or bowl which lasts 8 lights instead of just one.
The bong was packed. To Jill's surprise it was a Hanukkah bowl lasting longer than she expected!
by Pot Nerd December 11, 2010
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