handbag husband

Someone who is overpowered by his wife.

Josh was too good for her. He became a handbag husband.

by ashkachui1 January 31, 2018

handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

handbag shifter

A white woman who moves, grabs or shifts her handbag as soon she sees a black man walk into a shop, cafe or restaurant.

The handbag shifter moved as soon I walked into the coffee shop

by Bula Matari December 20, 2022

Handbag Husband

A Husband or Boyfriend a woman can show off to her friends to get their approval and make them jealous. A gold-diggers target. A Narcissist's wet dream.

She didn't love him, she was incapable of emotional involvement, he was a handbag husband, calculated to impress those she wanted people to see as her friends.

by life, but not as we know it August 4, 2020

handbag house

A type of electronic dance music and a subgenre of house music characterized by upbeat tempo (120 – 130 BPM), singable lyrics, and a simple 4/4 time signature that was popular during the late 80s and early 90s, especially in gay dance clubs.
Frequently performed by female vocalists (Whitney Houston, Amber, Kristine W, Deborah Cox) and punctuated with dramatic "break downs" or "dropouts" (where the music builds to a frenetic high, drops off to virtual silence, only to build again), handbag house is also known as "happy house," or "diva house," (and, more derisively, as "plastic disco"). Declined in popularity as harder, less melodic music (aka "tweaker music") became de rigueur.
Name pokes fun at deliriously happy dancers waving their handbags—imaginary or not—in the air. Alternatively, it may refer to a group of club-goers dancing around their handbags thrown on the floor.

That last set was some of the best handbag house I've heard in eons. I’m dizzy from spinning around out there, waving my hands in the air. Grrrrl, I gotta go hydrate!

by MusclyGeek May 20, 2019

Handbag Hustler

A woman who has 3 or more sugar daddies on the go, has them all buy her an identical handbag, that she later opens and carries around on dates. She keeps 2 sealed and pristine and sells back to the shop for cash or on the premium secondhand market.

Man, not sure you should be buying that for her, she might be a bit of a handbag hustler.

by yaguide August 8, 2023

Handbag cactus

A cactus you carry around in your handbag and take it out when you need it.

Guy 1: Hey man, you got any cacti on you? I left mine at home?
Guy 2: Yeah sure, I always got a handbag cactus with me. Careful with the thorns though. *unzips handbag*
Guy 1: Thanks man!

by Slim_smiple May 17, 2025