those small furry rodents that poop on everything in youre house, enjoy hiding in hard to access places, chew on the remote buttons and that will deliver a painful bite with no notice
note :they do not like to be squeezed 10/10 scientists and average retards aggree
note :they do not like to be squeezed 10/10 scientists and average retards aggree
little kid : MOM I WANT A HAMSTER FOR CHRISTMAS
mom: okay
...3 days later the house looks like the bathroom from dumb and dumberer and every poor remote has lost its buttons
mom: okay
...3 days later the house looks like the bathroom from dumb and dumberer and every poor remote has lost its buttons
by adam14212 November 23, 2007
by gabe itch69 April 08, 2019
Hamster: A partialy filled beer found left over after a party.
Often times inebriated people will misplace their beer and
simply grab a fresh one out of convenience rather than search for their own.
A half leftover beer drank in desperation.
Often times inebriated people will misplace their beer and
simply grab a fresh one out of convenience rather than search for their own.
A half leftover beer drank in desperation.
by zeprider1 August 31, 2009
by llamanator October 11, 2004
When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.
Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.
by oknowpublishthis March 02, 2008
by summmmerrrlove October 06, 2010
something your mother was.
by Xizor July 28, 2008