hamster

those small furry rodents that poop on everything in youre house, enjoy hiding in hard to access places, chew on the remote buttons and that will deliver a painful bite with no notice

note :they do not like to be squeezed 10/10 scientists and average retards aggree

little kid : MOM I WANT A HAMSTER FOR CHRISTMAS
mom: okay

...3 days later the house looks like the bathroom from dumb and dumberer and every poor remote has lost its buttons

by adam14212 December 25, 2007

hamster

an animal that’s easily fuckable

“my cousin ejaculated in my hamster last night”

by gabe itch69 April 7, 2019

Hamster

Hamster: A partialy filled beer found left over after a party.
Often times inebriated people will misplace their beer and
simply grab a fresh one out of convenience rather than search for their own.

A half leftover beer drank in desperation.

Who in the hell left all these Goddamn hamsters?

by zeprider1 September 1, 2009

Hamster

A derogatory term for ones mother

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

by llamanator October 11, 2004

hamstering

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.

Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.

by oknowpublishthis March 2, 2008

hamster

a rodent who likes to leave their garbage lying around on the floor

The Situation: "Shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster."

by summmmerrrlove October 16, 2010

hamster

something your mother was.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

by Xizor August 24, 2008