Hammercock

A revenge tactic in while a male tricks female into stand/holding a bent over doggy-style position. Then proceeds to run full bore towards ramming his hammercock into her vagina/anus thus impaling her and exacting revenge. Can also be applied to oral impaling.

"That hoe cheated on me so I hammercocked her ass!"

"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."

"Shut up or I'm going to hammercock your mouth!!"

by Gogogosan September 4, 2009

hammersome

Pronounced: "ham-er-some"
1) A term used to describe inclement weather where the user (of the word) is indicating an exaggeration of the actual circumstances.

2) Slang for handing out ham to women at picnics or barbecues. Commonly used in the Southeastern United States.

1) When raining moderately: "Wow, its beyond pelting out here, its almost hammersome".

2) When at a picnic: "Hey, give that lady some of this here pork. Hammersome willya Jimmy?"

by Threezie September 7, 2005

hammerlord

Hammerlord is often used as skateboarding slang. It means someone has done some hammerous trick consistently and most likely with some mad fake steez.(fake steez is all that matters) Skating switch can help you in gaining the title "hammerlord"

God dahm that guy is a friggin hammerlord, pulling shit from no where.

by hammerlordoner February 26, 2008

Hammerloging

When you hammer a log.

When you hit someone IN the head with a hammer, a log, or both.

"Look at that dude over there! He's Hammerloging!"

"OUCH! SHE JUST HAMMERLOGGED ME!"

by Devin Kevin Bo Bevin October 8, 2009

HammerCube

A time of night where a person and a wolf Hammer hotdogs into there butt and lick dirty men

Gross John, heard you went HammerCubing. Why would you HammerCube?

by Joshua King June 9, 2018

Hammeroid

I told you as I grasped your ass that I have a hameroid that bleeds when I poop and you pinned me down and ticked it with your tongue you then groped my feet and slowly shoved your toe up my nose we’re both throbbing with my snot dripping down you big toe and I said why’d you stop then you grabbed my cheeks and pushed them in between your nose and proceed to nose fuck me with you 7 inch long nose while you nose hair tickles my crack I then grab your balls and start ticking them with my armpit hais

By Jason deluro hammeroid

by Titty twister o5 October 20, 2020

Hammerdowntown

The home of Kenny Murphy and the The Tidwell Trio. A place where legends are born.

Wow! He’s truck is really fast…That must be Kenny Murphy from Hammerdowntown!

by McMurph101 September 6, 2021