hamilnate

to pull two guys away from a party and question them about how they style their mane of pubic hair. often, this involves man on man demonstrations leading to, but not limited to, questionable sexual acts such as cleveland steamers and hot karls and an occasional brown apache, but always while bumping against the ass in the manner of Afroman, which is illegal in 19 countries.

Guy 1: Jim hamilnated me a week ago and I've had confused feelings ever since.

Hamilton: I don't shave my pubes, I'm au natural.

by HamiltonBabyCakes May 17, 2008

hamill

1. A particle of feces
2. The act of shitting in a watery fashion. Leaving the intestines empty but the bowl smothered.

I dropped the nastiest Hamill I've ever experienced. The CDC quarantined the bathroom and I had to leave my house. No community will have me now.

by Tfab December 16, 2013

Mark Hamill

GAyYyYY;gey

Mark Hamill is gay.

by FauRou September 16, 2018

hailla

Combo word for hella and hail, used when there is “hella” hail coming from the sky (in California)

It’s hailla stormy out.

by SacramentoGirl3000 February 27, 2018

Hamilcar

To stand on the hood of a friend or enemy's car and take a shit on the windshield.

"Damn yo I heard Sundips car got Hamilcared last weekend."

by Monkey Lips April 8, 2003

hamilnate

to be a stinky-ass tech kid incessantly questioning a girl about pooping on her chest and then schmearing your butt in it to give yourself a "schtank-ass" leaving her with only the promise that you'll be hot in 4 years

"Will couldn't resist the urge to hamilnate me at the party"

"What a prick"

by JJ O'Connor January 3, 2008

Hamilled

To get bamboozled and made to look like a fool by Mark Hamill.

Person 1: “did you see Mark Hamill dressed up as trump Vader?

Person 2: “no he didn’t. You just got hamilled.”

Person 1: “damn that Mark Hamill.”

by PlapThePlatypus July 24, 2018