When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo
Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again
by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016
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After their passionate encounter, Dick and Jane used their Happy Towels to clean up the mess and the wet spot. happy towel clean up body fluid
by Grendel177 January 1, 2015
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"Girl, you used to be so skinny! ", "I know, but now I'm thick thanks to this happy weight from Anthony."
by Louise9800 May 28, 2016
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It's execution is in two steps:
First: Both parties swings their arm across their chest, their palm facing themselves. They both say or cheer 'Happy'.
Second: They swing their hands back across their chest, connecting with the backs of their hands. They both say 'Handy', as the connection is made.
This is generally done in one fluid move.
Multiple people can have a group Happy Handy, but this gets more difficult.
It's execution is in two steps:
First: Both parties swings their arm across their chest, their palm facing themselves. They both say or cheer 'Happy'.
Second: They swing their hands back across their chest, connecting with the backs of their hands. They both say 'Handy', as the connection is made.
This is generally done in one fluid move.
Multiple people can have a group Happy Handy, but this gets more difficult.
Example:
Guy 1: Here lad, I just convinced the ol' doll to try anal.
Guy 2: Fair fucks kid, Happy Handy, wouldn't doubt cha!
Guy 1: Here lad, I just convinced the ol' doll to try anal.
Guy 2: Fair fucks kid, Happy Handy, wouldn't doubt cha!
by cianmo June 29, 2011
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by Halie12345 May 16, 2018
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Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!
by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021
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Happy Hotwife enjoys the hotwifing lifestyle. She has had sex with more men since she has been married than she ever did before marriage. She is looking forward to many more to come.
by HappyHotwife.com July 31, 2023
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