Harlowed

When you been seeing a women for years and she just drops you for another man

We have been together for years and you have not been putting out so your harlowed

by Mt12345 May 25, 2019

halloween belly

An upset stomach due to the consumption of large quantities of something sweet.

Dude! I had one to many smirnoff ice. I got the halloween belly now.

by ninja foot 28 May 8, 2009

Helloween4545

A British Let's Player who is famous on YouTube for his survival horror Let's Plays. He has won over thousands of fans with his witty commentary and roguish personality.

"I've watched Helloween4545's LP's so much that I've started calling all dogs 'Mr. Satan' and threatening to shoot them with my 'Mr. Shotty'."

"Isn't he that British gamer with long hair? Delicious!"

by Princess Button March 18, 2012

Halloween Hangover

The Worst sugar crash you've ever experienced; Usually Happens the Morning after Halloween. It can be combined with alcohol.

guy 1: man, I have such a sick halloween hangover.

guy 2: Stop talking so loud!

by pwn3d_2damax November 1, 2009

halloween shit

A deuce in whereby the process of wiping takes longer than the deuce itself. Typically characterized by a soft and/or mushy texture that takes 15 wipes or more. Usually have to wipe until pure exhaustion/frustration kicks in, or until there is no more toilet paper left.

The opposite of a Christmas Shit, whereby it's only necessary to wipe once or perhaps twice, absolute max, until you're clean as a whistle.

Mike: Bro, what the hell took you so long in there, we just missed our flight!
George: Sorry, my guy. It was a Halloween shit.

Mike: Damn, that's wild, G. Hope you're feeling better at least. Sucks we can't go to Mexico anymore, though.
George: Don't stress, Holmes. There's always next year.
Mike: Major facts!

by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022

Halloweiner

A male that you hook-up with on Halloween.

Sarah- " I totally hooked up with Tim last night!"

Rachel- " OMG He was your Halloweiner!"

by Esyleal November 14, 2011

Halloween

The only day of the year when it's acceptable for guys to dress up as girls in school.

Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?

Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.

Guy 1: Won't she mind?

Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.

Next day...

Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!

Guy 2: ...

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009