Definitions by JoeMama1247
Bargentina
The act of going bar down on a shot of great acceleration in hockey. Bar down —> Bar South —> Bar-Sud (French), Bar Mexico —> Bar Sudan — B(Ar)gentina. A play on of words as to mean and/or deem a goal to be about as bar down (south) as it gets. To go Bargentina is the ultimate worldly sensation that hockey player can experience.
Finals 6-6 OT match: *Bradweiser bullets hard up the sidewall in anticipation of what turned out to be a favourable greasy neutral zone turnover, I feathery-dished him the b-way pass n’ he nips it short glove-side bargentina for the win. You had to be there, so fuckin nasty -
and the celly was just shameless…
and the celly was just shameless…
Bargentina by JoeMama1247 May 17, 2026
Snipshow
To absolutely dust another hockey team by a more than substantial margin. Embarrassing another team - typically resulting in the goalie getting hung out to dry and the tendy is just getting ‘nipped on on almost every rush.
Housie: Shoulda seen Tuff and I out there at the charity road hockey tournament, we were just dancing around these kids, snapping the pill around and finishing off with a 2 on 1, cock-back short side nip’, going Bar-Sudan on tendy on almost every rush it was fuckin hilarious. Won in the finals 17-1 and Tuff shed the mitts on some kid with a cage and landed 3-4 really good kidney shots on him then felt bad about it after finding out he was 16 and the kids mom was pissed! Gets tossed at the end with like 4 seconds left. Fuck. It was an snipshow, fellas, there’s no other away around it. A absolute fuckin snipshow. Fuckin guy, zipping through the neutral zone with mittens manufactured of liquified margarine dingling his way past everyone, one-handed taps it between the last defenceman’s legs and snapped it back Bargentina. Fellas, this is far estranged from your typical “top cheddar” ripper-roo… it’s the dopamine hit you get when you hear when hearing the blunt back bar snap. Snipshow up in here. call’em snipshowmcgee. Rattling back-bars since 97’.
Snipshow by JoeMama1247 May 17, 2026
Sickhant
When the homie says something smart that you didn’t think of first while on a particular train of thought, or when you say something outright offensive to change the dynamic at said social gathering
Hayls: how was last night? Heard the wine and cheese night got a smidge hectic
Eth: yeah someone dropped a deuce on my freshly power-washed carpet and I have a bad amount of room temp pizza and creamy garlics that I’m quittin eat in all together starting now. (Half a chicken broth packet and boiling water doesn’t count).
Hayls: yo it’s just turtle meat, it’s actually juicy af
Tuff: tastes even better when you dip it in the cocktail sauce!
*group agrees*
(group): Trueeeeeee, you’re a fackin sickhant oi?m
Rip Big Lez
Eth: yeah someone dropped a deuce on my freshly power-washed carpet and I have a bad amount of room temp pizza and creamy garlics that I’m quittin eat in all together starting now. (Half a chicken broth packet and boiling water doesn’t count).
Hayls: yo it’s just turtle meat, it’s actually juicy af
Tuff: tastes even better when you dip it in the cocktail sauce!
*group agrees*
(group): Trueeeeeee, you’re a fackin sickhant oi?m
Rip Big Lez
Sickhant by JoeMama1247 December 4, 2025
Christmas Shit
A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.
George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
Christmas Shit by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022
halloween shit
A deuce in whereby the process of wiping takes longer than the deuce itself. Typically characterized by a soft and/or mushy texture that takes 15 wipes or more. Usually have to wipe until pure exhaustion/frustration kicks in, or until there is no more toilet paper left.
The opposite of a Christmas Shit, whereby it's only necessary to wipe once or perhaps twice, absolute max, until you're clean as a whistle.
The opposite of a Christmas Shit, whereby it's only necessary to wipe once or perhaps twice, absolute max, until you're clean as a whistle.
Mike: Bro, what the hell took you so long in there, we just missed our flight!
George: Sorry, my guy. It was a Halloween shit.
Mike: Damn, that's wild, G. Hope you're feeling better at least. Sucks we can't go to Mexico anymore, though.
George: Don't stress, Holmes. There's always next year.
Mike: Major facts!
George: Sorry, my guy. It was a Halloween shit.
Mike: Damn, that's wild, G. Hope you're feeling better at least. Sucks we can't go to Mexico anymore, though.
George: Don't stress, Holmes. There's always next year.
Mike: Major facts!
halloween shit by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022