Warren G. Hardon

Trying to hide a boner, but failing and getting laughed at.

Steve; Look at Billy, he's got a Warren G. Hardon

Everyone laughs at Billy, who has a massive Warren G. Hardon

by White Van with screaming in it May 19, 2016

Hairography

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

by Michelle Adamson June 8, 2009

Hairlock

When a pubic hair gets stuck in between your foreskin and your nub.

Guy 1:Sh*t I have hairlock
Guy 2:HAHAHAHA piss off

by Jerrythemother December 16, 2011

Hairdressers Car

A pejorative used to refer to an entry level sports car that is just cheap enough for the person you're insulting to afford, but not quite cheap enough for you to afford.

'Oh, you got an Audi TT? That's a hairdressers car.'

by Justanotherredoer May 19, 2018

Large Hardon Collider

1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.

2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'

(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)

1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'

2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'

by Mr McGranty January 26, 2010

hairjob

when a girl wraps her very long hair around your genitals.

He met a girl with very long brown silky hair. She took him to her place and rubbed her long brown silky hair on his genitals and gave him the best hairjob ever. He came almost instantly. The feeling of her hair was intense.

by rockerz July 18, 2007

Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014