Hainey

A 5th dimensional being that is attracted to and causes havoc in the lives of heavy drug users, and negative people. Hainey's are usually short and always wear hooded cloaks often purple in color. Hainey's become visible to the average person after being awake for more than 5 days.

I got haineys all over me, I lost my job, car, and wife in one month.

by fLaiLaHolic August 7, 2009

HaneyBird

A person with a taste for women of the asian culture. often times, this person will "pop a chubby" at the mear site of an asian woman. the effects could only be greater with the use of hot sauce.

take it easy HaneyBird, and put away that hotsauce!

by AngryBird January 18, 2011

matt haney

A political Bro who tries to milk the woke voters by taking and posting selfies of himself all the time. A total selfie, self promoting hoe

You see that politician pull a Matt Haney by showing up to the BLM rally and take/post 10 selfies of himself and leave after 5 minutes so he could go chug IPA’s with his bros while watching a golf tournament.

by TotalRecallSF November 26, 2021

Haney kids

A group of greaseballs who have nothing better to do than take butane hoots, start beef they cant handle and fuck the ugliest bitches in the lower mainland

Those haney kids are so greasy

by Cam whitaker May 31, 2018

Hangey down thing

What Greg calls male genetalia

Protect your hangey down thing

by Greg's terms June 7, 2018

Haney Lallman

Someone who’s ready to get married to their first boyfriend ex suck a nigga dick one time and you a hoe

That girls such a haney lallman she wanna get married and weve only hung out once

by Immabadbitchucantkillme November 19, 2018

harney

harney is a guy who is so sweet and will do anything for anyone, he usually has many knives stuck in his back but pretends that he couldn't care less whilst actually crying himself to sleep at night.

"harney" is so kind. *whispers* so where are we going tonight? make sure not to invite him.

by mister_anonymous September 3, 2020