Haggard

Good word for hideous.

Extremley ugly or just plain shit, can be used as an insult or a comment

The original word means tired or gaunt, but has developed into an insult.

1)Describes a person (insult)
2)Describes anything else (comment)

1)Bettsy: Shit....that chick is fucking haggard.
B Rad: True that....

2)Dugong: Oh shit, i just made the most haggard pancakes
Bettsy: Ugh man, wtf....

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

haggard

The real definition of haggard is "untamed; having a worn look; tired; gaunt." But it is mostly used like you would use ugly, stupid, messed up, nasty, etc. in the sentances below.

that is the ugliest suit i have ever seen.

that is the stupidest stuit i have ever seen.

that is the nastiest suit i have ever seen.

that is the most haggard suit i have ever seen.

by megz May 13, 2005

Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark

The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.

Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.

by Ted Lehcats December 2, 2010

hagard

hagard-adj. looking old, or worn out. in a state of sloppyness.

wow, did you see john's shirt? that shit was so hagard

by Partyboy983 May 13, 2005

hangar 18

The most awesome hangar of them all. It is a tall fortress that uses the strongest steel thats impossible to break.

Banks are computer run and rule the world. Our telescopes let us see the stars.

Theres a possibility I know too much about Hangar 18. I do know too much.

Our inventory contains cryogenically frozen foreign lifeforms in a suspended state.

The story is that you choose what you forget. I believed this would be foretold but who would of thought?

Combining military and intelligence does not make sense.

Possibly I’ve seen to much
Hangar 18 I know too much

by Arm November 19, 2004

wholesale haggard

When a girl has so much ugliness only costco wholesale could supply the amount

"You're not feelin' that girl?"

..."No way man, she's wholesale haggard"

by Biggerhurt38 August 30, 2004

Mike Haggar

The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.

Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.

Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.

Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.

Haggar piledrives sharks every day.

by AngelMekk February 28, 2020