Definitions by megz

cock sock 

another word for a condom i think makes more sense

hey Willy dont forget to wrap your willy with a cock sock

cock sock by Megz May 13, 2005

vaulted

This could be used when saying you jumped over something.

"aww man i totally vaulted that massive horse o'er there! Twas f**king amazin' dude"

"aww man wicked i might try vaulting that car naa!"

vaulted by Megz May 13, 2005

haggard 

The real definition of haggard is "untamed; having a worn look; tired; gaunt." But it is mostly used like you would use ugly, stupid, messed up, nasty, etc. in the sentances below.

that is the ugliest suit i have ever seen.

that is the stupidest stuit i have ever seen.

that is the nastiest suit i have ever seen.

that is the most haggard suit i have ever seen.

haggard by megz May 13, 2005

goobs 

droopy grandpa boobs, usually found on old grandpa's, not a pretty site

DUDE when grandpa hugged me i could feel those goobs!

goobs by Megz February 21, 2005

wahee 

the game of jumping on the trampoline and counting to three and yelling "WAHEEEEE!" as loud as you can. whoever goes the highest wins a car. if you fall off the trampoline or die, you're disqualified.

"1.... 2..... 3.... WAHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"you can't play you're dead!!"

wahee by Megz February 21, 2005

ventworm nut 

The family jewel on the lowest life form on earth.

ventworm nut

The family jewels on the lowest life form on earth.

Mark: Hey dude, how's your chicken taco?

Tom: It sucks ventworm nut.

ventworm nut by megz August 7, 2004

home star runner 

a marshmallow that walks aroud with obvious marshmallow brains.

"That guys is such a homestar runner.." *as the guy walks into a glass door....19 times in a row...*

home star runner by Megz November 14, 2003