Haggetron

A Hagget having the superior qualities of a Transformer.

And then one fateful day, he became a Haggetron; goofy yet stealthy as your mom in bed.

by Slickity December 8, 2010

Haggets

An imbecile who is obsessed with being gay and blender

Wow what a "Haggets"

by KyleThatGuyFromDiscord September 23, 2019

Haggeredsnort

The sound you make when you get chocked up about something or get nervous in front of someone you like.

My crush: Oh hey
Me: oh uh *haggeredsnort*

by IWANTTODIEINAHOLE November 26, 2019

Hagget

A haggard faggot.

That guys haggard. He's also a faggot. He's a hagget.

by Fretlessone July 14, 2022

Hagert

Slur used against heterosexuals, but often used to insult homosexuals by implying that they are straight

"I saw you with your boyfriend last night, bro. You're such a Hagert"
"kill yourself"

by I LOVE MEN!!!!!!!! August 23, 2022

Hagert

the definition of “faggot” towards heterosexual but often used to insult homosexuals(usually to imply they’re being straight jokingly)

“Dude, i saw you yesterday sitting with all those women. Hagert.”
“No i’m not a hagert. You know i am a himbo.”

by YunjinLee August 23, 2022

Tag-Haggery

Tagging someone's blog with lame tags cause you are too chicken to make a comment on their blog.

There sure is a lot of tag-haggery going on here.

by TequillaRules February 24, 2009