mad haggid

a person who is extremely ugly.

"ugh that girl is mad haggid!"

by dOPEBiTCH * December 3, 2009

Mike Haggar

The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.

Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.

Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.

Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.

Haggar piledrives sharks every day.

by AngelMekk February 28, 2020

Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.

"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."

by wowie2010 April 13, 2010

Haggard

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Wrecked, Generaly Totaled, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition (FUBAR), Sketchy, Shit

Usualy Used By Moshers Since The Release Of The Bam Margera Film Of The Same Name

Mosher One: What Do You Think Of That Car
Mosher Two: That Is F**King Haggard

by 2912Clover January 7, 2006

haggard

to be ugly, gross.
newer connotation, is not usually used in the sense of the dictionary definition -- more of a common insult

that girl is so haggard, look at those buck teeth!

by mlk316 October 30, 2007

haggas flick

A movement preformed by someone used to get hair out of thier face when too long
Or too look cool

Josh quickly performed the Haggas flick to show he was down with the kids

by PEKKAstonian May 27, 2017

Higgy hagga

The act of a mad ting or someone talking nonsense

Don’t come and bring higgy hagga into my life or don’t come and do higgy hagga in bed

by Natalia1223 December 3, 2020