Beaten, bruised, messed up, pulverized. Named after Mayor Mike Haggar from the classic beat-em-up video game Final Fight, used to describe someone who has taken a severe beating.
by iressivor August 28, 2008
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Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!
Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.
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Professional Researchers have also used the definition in other terms specifically biological one. Word is, Haggasfeld is a result of a lowwww experiment gone horribly wrong in the basements of the science complex of an unknown university in Canadia.
Professional Researchers have also used the definition in other terms specifically biological one. Word is, Haggasfeld is a result of a lowwww experiment gone horribly wrong in the basements of the science complex of an unknown university in Canadia.
"Yo Haggasfeld ship me an eel"
"Yo Hagggggaaaaassssss"
"Yo haggassfeld schwwooops me one card"
"Yo hagoose"
"Eh, goosevondoose, ship and eel-macbeelensons"
"Hagggaaasssfeld"
"Bloominhag"
"Hagasgoose"
"Shipppp it"
"Yo haggasfeld what does this say? dlefsggah"
"Yo Hagggggaaaaassssss"
"Yo haggassfeld schwwooops me one card"
"Yo hagoose"
"Eh, goosevondoose, ship and eel-macbeelensons"
"Hagggaaasssfeld"
"Bloominhag"
"Hagasgoose"
"Shipppp it"
"Yo haggasfeld what does this say? dlefsggah"
by Sally M Perc December 25, 2009
Get the Haggasfeld mug.The Chief Haggisbomb is a larger version of the Haggisbomb. Nicknamed 'The Chief' a Chief Haggisbomb is made by purchasing a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru and a bottle of Jäger. After buying the Irn Bru, drink or empty a quarter of the bottle and fill it up with Jäger. Mix it up so the Jäger mixes in with all of the Irn Bru. The end result, is a 2 litre Haggisbomb, known as the Chief Haggisbomb.
Guy 1: Hey pal, can you get me a 2 litre bottle of the Bru and a bottle of Jäger?
Guy 2: Aye sure, but why?
Guy 1: I'm going to make a Chief Haggisbomb.
Guy 2: Aye sure, but why?
Guy 1: I'm going to make a Chief Haggisbomb.
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