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hagelslag

A bread topping.

Small chocolate sticks, usually not more than a centimeter long and about 2 milimeters thick.
Available in dark, milk and white chocolate and a whole bunch of other versions.
Very popular in the Netherlands.
Person 1; can you hand me the hagelslag please?
Person 2; Sure, do you want pure, extra pure, milk, white, mixed chocola-
Person 1; Just hand me the hagelslag!
by MPADutch January 6, 2016
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Hagenitals

The politically correct version of happiness according to GradeAUnderA.
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".
"...And if we do that, the world will truly know hagenitals."
by Thank you, very cool January 7, 2019
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Haggett Household

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.
Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.
by coralmackeyhagget October 18, 2019
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Hagen

Hagen is a short guy who has brown hair and is so sweet! He may be full of himself at times but he has a soft sport inside. He has lots of friends and is nice to people even when he does not like them. He has lots of girl friends but does not care if people make fun of him for having girl friends because friends are friends. He is not normally on his phone but when he is he is always texting a friend or his parents other then that he is not on his phone. If you all ever find yourself a Hagen keep him cause Hagen’s are pretty rare.
Dang I wish I had a hagen! I would never let him leave me because it’s like a once in a lifetime opportunity!
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hagerd

Means when something is sketchy or ghetto or nasty.
Dude thats so hagerd.
by the nutmeg hottie May 15, 2006
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hatetress

Elizabeth was being quite a little hatetress when she purposely recycled my resume.
by queenmimihendog May 7, 2009
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Hatetism

It's the opposite of favouritism. Instead of favouring one person you hate one person more.
"sir, you show favouritism towards Jane, but hatetism towards me😭"
by Janequa_is_fabulous March 14, 2019
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