A: Why are you so mad at Wyatt?
B: Oh, he higgity hop on my hopscotch court.
A: I hope he gets herpes
B: Oh, he higgity hop on my hopscotch court.
A: I hope he gets herpes
by Jfredrick November 14, 2016
"That cheese pizza is giving you hopscotch breath"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"
by Hopscotch101 January 24, 2021
The act of hopping from one desk to another while the teacher isn't paying attention or in the room.
by Xi Chen April 25, 2012
Being extremely messed up
The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy
The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy
Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch
I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night
I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night
by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013
An extremely hard gta v maneuver in which one starts to fly on their bike, bounce off a tough and remain flying
by Xmas Jackson flaxon waxon February 14, 2014
A game you play on wikipedia.org when you're exceptionally bored. It has two variants:
1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.
2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.
Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.
2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.
Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
"I'm actually bored up my ass rn"
"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."
"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"
"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."
"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"
by someone malignant January 23, 2025
There goes that hopscotch tranny. Yesterday he was a she. "5, 6, 7, 8... looks like I'm a dude today."
by jackdickalick July 16, 2020