A book never published on Earth, and until a terrible catastrophe occurred in an alternate probability in 1979, never seen or even heard of by any Earthman.
Nevertheless, a wholly remarkable book.
In fact, it was probably the most remarkable book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor- of which no Earthman had ever herd either.
No only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than "Celestial Home Care Omnibus," better selling than "Fifty-three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity," and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, "Where God Went Wrong," "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes," and "Who Is This God Person Anyway?"
In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, The "Hitchhiker's Guide" has already supplanted the great "Encyclopedia Galactica" as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least widely inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.
1. It is slightly cheaper.
2. It has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
Nevertheless, a wholly remarkable book.
In fact, it was probably the most remarkable book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor- of which no Earthman had ever herd either.
No only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than "Celestial Home Care Omnibus," better selling than "Fifty-three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity," and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, "Where God Went Wrong," "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes," and "Who Is This God Person Anyway?"
In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, The "Hitchhiker's Guide" has already supplanted the great "Encyclopedia Galactica" as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least widely inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.
1. It is slightly cheaper.
2. It has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
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The inevitable outcome of arguing against renowned author, journalist and anti-theist Christopher Hitchens
The Hitchslap is dispensed usually to morons such as Sean Hannity and Bill OReilly. His 2007 Hitchslap against Sean Hannity on "Hotseat" was made even more entertaining due to the fact that Hitchens was quite obviously drunk at the time, and still made Hannity look like a tool.
The Hitchslap is dispensed usually to morons such as Sean Hannity and Bill OReilly. His 2007 Hitchslap against Sean Hannity on "Hotseat" was made even more entertaining due to the fact that Hitchens was quite obviously drunk at the time, and still made Hannity look like a tool.
Hannity -
"To be an atheist, you have to believe that it is possible, which I think is a far greater leap of faith, that something can be created out of nothing. When you look at the majesty and sophistication, and the intricacy of the universe that we do know and comprehend. You have to believe that somehow this energy could have existed on its own, and i do not believe that, that to me is a leap of faith "
Hitchens-
"You give me the awful impression, i hate to have to say it, of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position ever. You want your god to take personal responsibility for the huge number of collapsing stars and imploding galaxies and destroyed universes and failed solar systems that have left us in this tiny corner, on the one planet on this petty solar system that can support life on some of its surface for some of the time. You want a creator who filled this earth with species, 99% of which are now extinct already"
Everyone else -
"oh my god what a fucking Hitchslap!"
"To be an atheist, you have to believe that it is possible, which I think is a far greater leap of faith, that something can be created out of nothing. When you look at the majesty and sophistication, and the intricacy of the universe that we do know and comprehend. You have to believe that somehow this energy could have existed on its own, and i do not believe that, that to me is a leap of faith "
Hitchens-
"You give me the awful impression, i hate to have to say it, of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position ever. You want your god to take personal responsibility for the huge number of collapsing stars and imploding galaxies and destroyed universes and failed solar systems that have left us in this tiny corner, on the one planet on this petty solar system that can support life on some of its surface for some of the time. You want a creator who filled this earth with species, 99% of which are now extinct already"
Everyone else -
"oh my god what a fucking Hitchslap!"
by tom130795 June 18, 2013
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by Behemut April 25, 2010
Get the Hitch Slap mug.n. A term used for a friend that is more than a best friend but is like family to you. A hoetch can only be goodlooking. When you are a hoetch, you are a dear friend to that person.
n. A hoe/bitch. When you act like a hoetch, you are acting like a hoe and a bitch.
note: there is a difference between being a hoetch and acting like a hoetch. Being a hoetch is a positive thing, however, acting like a hoetch is an insult.
n. A hoe/bitch. When you act like a hoetch, you are acting like a hoe and a bitch.
note: there is a difference between being a hoetch and acting like a hoetch. Being a hoetch is a positive thing, however, acting like a hoetch is an insult.
definition 1: Katie is a hoetch. She is Queen Hoetch, actually.
definition 2: She is acting like such a hoetch, I can't stand her.
definition 2: She is acting like such a hoetch, I can't stand her.
by mitra and kristin October 14, 2008
Get the Hoetch mug.The act of literally becoming an Uber or Lyft driver for the sole purpose of transporting YOURSELF to a specific destination while getting paid to do so. Having the ability to pick and chose your rider based on their final destination (which would be in the exact direction you need to go).
- I'm strapped for cash but I really want to go on a cross country trip... What can I do?!
- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??
- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??
by Brocc218 November 7, 2018
Get the Reverse Hitch Hiking mug.A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.
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