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Hoes mad

Hoe: k
Me: hoes mad
by nig nug 420 September 13, 2019
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This is the weirdest form of greeting in any language but also its way cooler than other forms of greetings like hi, hey , yo howdy, etc.
happy hoesmas!
happy hoesmas Tyson!
by POET_2004 May 10, 2020
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Hoes mad

Used in response when someone points out that you in some places of America are not allowed to chop the limbs off of your child and vacuum its brain out the mother, sorry... birthing person. The phrase got popularized after Clarence Thomas, defender of American children, together with the other members of red justice leauge threw out Hoe vs. Wade out the window, which was the most horribly decided SCOTUS precedent in the history of the United States.
A: The Supreme Court just overturned Roe v Wade, there are countrywide protests, even in Pro-Choice states.
B: Damn, Hoes mad!
by CopeFrancis22 June 27, 2022
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statistics show that 1 out of every 3 hoes are indeed mad. And i am not mad. And my friend Becky who likes to talk real sexy is not mad (she is a nasty bitch tho). so that leaves you as the 3rd hoe we have all been talking about. why so mad hoe? who hurt you?
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by it’snotthatserious June 12, 2019
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HoesMade

Hoesmade:

Something Made By Hoe(s)

Such as:

Pie
Cake
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Dessert
WhatEverTheFuckMenWant

Made By:

Mother
Sister
Girlfriend
Aunt
or Combination Thereof
J.B- "Dude this Cake is Fuckin Delicious"
K.C- " I know, my mom was up all night making it"
J.B- "Hoesmade shit is the best"
K.C- "Hell Yeah
by Jhacob June 25, 2009
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Hoes Mad

An Racial Prick "Most Likely A So Called Croatian" That Thinks They Are Top Shit When There Grandparents Died 20 Years Ago.
Bro 1: Luke Zivic going crazy for no fucking reason as of late
Bro 2: It's OK dude, hoes mad, now let's go smoke some weed.
by fockcroats September 12, 2019
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Adrian’s mad at me again.”

Hoes mad”
by cryingtoe654 June 18, 2019
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