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Hobbed

When you try fingering the vagina, but end up in the cornhole, and instead of stopping and switching holes, you keep going like a champ!!
Dude i Hobbed that kid's mom's ass last night so hard i made her moan like a beaten coyote!
by Bigpoppi May 6, 2011
mugGet the Hobbedmug.

hob

"hoes over bros"; a guy who consistently choses girls over his guy friends
muthafucka is a HOB, f* him.
by notahob April 10, 2004
mugGet the hobmug.

hob

a fat pinch of snuff that looks like a hockey puck in your mouth, a delicasy in the U.P. of Michigan
"I gave that bitch a cambodian camel job with the best hob of skoal frost lastnight."
by Hobulator69 April 8, 2006
mugGet the hobmug.

hob

hair on boob, a socially acceptable term for telling a friend that they have a hair on their boob without attracting to much attention
Marissa, you have a hob!!
by fea bea July 20, 2010
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hobbed

A pass-tense verb used to tell that a person is caught or telled on.
See "hobb" (not)
HaHa goss you got hobbed by thompson.
by Captain Kerpow June 10, 2005
mugGet the hobbedmug.

Hob Gobbler

The Hob Gobbler is the name a of a legendary trickster figure that lives along Pine Mountain in the Appalachian Mountains. It is a devil that takes the form of a turkey, which sometimes grants wishes but sometimes pays tricks on those who seek it out.
Well he may show up to help if he said he would, but that boy aint no more reliable nor trustworthy than the old Hob Gobbler himself.
by JLApp August 26, 2013
mugGet the Hob Gobblermug.

Hobbed

When you try fingering the vagina, but end up in the cornhole, and instead of stopping and switching holes, you keep going like a champ!!
Dude i Hobbed that kid's mom's ass last night so hard i made her moan like a beaten coyote!
by Bigpoppi May 5, 2011
mugGet the Hobbedmug.

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