hilferding

A worn down dope head who lives with a crackead and doesn't know how to stop reproducing

Joe: "damn whatever happened to that junkie we went to school with?"
Adam: "oh he's pulling a hilferding with that one fein"

by t3chalo7us September 21, 2013

hmil

Handsome Man I Love

I cannot wait to see the my HMIL

by Lisa9294 February 1, 2018

HTILF

Hot Tradie I’d Like to Fuck

Wow, the construction worker is a HTILF

by Checkoutboy April 1, 2019

HRILF

HR (human resource manager) I'd like to fuck.

A variation on milf

- Damn, the new HR is so hot!

- Totally, she's a HRILF!

by stasog September 12, 2019

hilf

Like a milf (mother is like to fuck) or a dilf (dad id like to fuck) a hilf is a Hermanastro I’d Like to Fuck. It is essentially when you are deeply entranced with your homie and you two become step brothers. This is the next level when you notice that tu hermanastro lookin tasty af... so he’s the hilf.

Damn today i realized that I’m a hilf and daniel is my hermanastro...

by anti-🍯 man April 28, 2021

Harley Hilfiger

A term used to describe middle-aged, office-bound men who buy their first motorcycle during a mid-life crisis. Typically mild-mannered and wearing khakis by day, transforming into leather-clad road warriors at night.

Fred: "I didn't realize John was a biker"
Dave: "Yeah, he's a real Harley Hilfiger"
Visit www.harley-hilfiger.com

by Harley Hilfiger June 11, 2016

HILF

Holes I'd Like to Fill. A different take on the _ILF categories in this world, but pretty self explanatory

Check out HV today.
Yeah, she's got a HILF or two I'm interested in!

by Iben Wakenoff August 25, 2020