Skip to main content

hitch in the giddyup

The catchall phrase used to describe an anomaly in physical behavior that is typically related to the aging process. Can also be applied to the thought process in certain individuals.
Honey, Mommy just can't get up as quickly as you do because she's got a hitch in the giddyup.
by sanduski June 30, 2009
mugGet the hitch in the giddyup mug.

Hitch Bitch

The last girl you hookup with before you get married/engaged.
I slept with the stripper from the bachelor party last night. I guess that makes her my Hitch Bitch
by PapiChulo13 September 24, 2019
mugGet the Hitch Bitch mug.

Hitch-A-Ride

To tag along for a ride one way or both ways to a certain location.

Sometimes just used to get to one destination, usually just a one way trip.

Compensation offered may consist of taking turns driving, splitting the cost of gas, or trade.

There are some websites that offer forums for people to search for open seats/rides offered all across the world. One of these sites is www.AtoBme.com.
Gary and I were bored one day so we thought it would be fun to surf through www.AtoBme.com and Hitch-A-Ride with someone heading out of town.
by MrDrive January 28, 2010
mugGet the Hitch-A-Ride mug.

hitch-up

Someone who wears their pants extraordinarily high and is an all-round nerd/n00b etc. High-pitched annoying whine is caused by pants-induced trauma to the nutsacs generally uses lame, childish, stale comebacks
normalperson:You damn hitch-up fix your pants before your voice makes everyone deaf!
hitch-up: make me *sticks out toungue*
by GHtool July 11, 2006
mugGet the hitch-up mug.

hitch tease

When hitch-hicking, a person who slows down and then pulls away is known as a hitch tease.
It turns out that old people love to hitch tease.
by Jamie Chennells December 30, 2007
mugGet the hitch tease mug.

hitch hikin' under the sheets

1. the act of playing with one's self
"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."
by gingervitus May 7, 2008
mugGet the hitch hikin' under the sheets mug.

Hitch Hiker

Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.)

- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack

- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car

History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.

That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.

However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
"He upper decked me, so I gave him a hitch hiker"

"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."

"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."
by CaptainCheckAHoe June 22, 2010
mugGet the Hitch Hiker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email