Hannibal Burress

The comedian responsible for Exposing Bill Cosby's dirty laundry.

Bill Cosby: "Pull your pants up black people, I was on TV in the ‘80s! I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom!...
Hannibal Burress: "Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby, so that kind of brings you down a couple notches."

by NINn1ggNIgg 123 June 1, 2018

Hannibal Hand Job

When a fat older woman rubs Paprika on the genitals of a miserable old queen of a man. Often followed by demolishing his house with food from the refridgerator and/or causing a domestic dispute. Named for the small town that pioneered the practice, Hannibal, NY.

Billy got hauled off to jail after his ex gave him the Hannibal Hand Job.

by David VanDyke November 8, 2006

Hannibal Lecture

When either a coworker, or someone at the bar tries to get at you, summing you up by using cut rate psychology tactics, learned from that one semester at JC.

Every time I see Chad, he starts telling me what my problems are. Save the Hannibal Lecture, man, I'm just trying to get by.

by michelote April 29, 2019

Hannibal Lecter

when you shoot ropes of man milk over one's mouth in a fashion so that it resembles the mask worn by dr. hannibal lecter. a minimum of 3 "ropes" are required to be a true hannibal lecter, in keeping with the style of the traditional mask adorned by the aforementioned.

I gave her a few squirts and before she knew it, she was rockin the Hannibal Lecter. then i ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti..

Sgt. Spermalot: everything was going great but the way she was gobbling my dick up, i thought..
Major Cummage: Cannibal??
Sgt. Spermalot: needless to say i gave her the Hannibal Lecter treatment

by 123mcnasty March 28, 2009

Hannibal, Mo

A town that is drug filled. People get so bored that they turn to drugs. Tons of meth and heroin addicts, and a joke of a rehab. Nothing to do for kids or young adults.

"Lets go to Hannibal, Mo to hang out!...said no one ever"

by Littlebunnyfoofoo93 January 15, 2018

Hannibal Lecter humor

Sexually perverted, sadistic, dark and sexually inappropriate humor

This definition of Hannibal Lecter humor refers to a type of humor that only Hannibal Lecter, the character from both the book trilogy and the movies (Hannibal Rising, Hannibal, The Silence of the Lambs and Red Dragon, in chronological order), would find 'funny'.

by Sexydimma August 21, 2013

Hannibal ,NY

Hannibal where the yee and haws come together with our bring your tractor to school day, and where the buckle bunnies roam

“You see that kid on the lawn mower going down the road “ “yeah he must think he’s from Hannibal ,NY “

by HelloImBoomin October 18, 2020