low hanging fruit

Any gay man or woman under 5'7" in height.

Your trick last night was totally low hanging fruit.

by bunnylumpkin February 13, 2008

hanging super low

hanging super low when a man has little to nothing in his pants. a man who is not well endowed

John: hey man how's it hanging?
Mark: it's not hanging super low but I hope to make him hard later

hanging super low

by henry.osm April 16, 2020

low-hanging fruit

When something is a load of old bollocks.

What are you on about? That sounds like low-hanging fruit to me.

by TMISv2.0 July 21, 2017

Low Hanging Fruit

Some nonsense that my sixth grade english teacher was obsessed with. He's slightly insane, and never told us what low hanging fruit actually meant. Often used in combination with "don't play yourself"

"Don't play yourself, this is low hanging fruit"

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Low Hanging Fruit

A person who is easily reachable(easy pickings).
Tends to go after easily attainable females. Despite the name low hanging fruit they carry extremely petite genitalia.

Mort is low hanging fruit

by Mort lyncher March 6, 2023

Low-hanging fruit farmer

Informal term for someone who only engages with easy, less challenging opportunities, while ignoring greater yet more difficult opportunities.

Etymology: Derived from the metaphor of "low-hanging fruit" representing effortless tasks or gains. Farmers, in this context, are individuals solely focused on these readily available options.

The marketing team are just a bunch of low-hanging fruit farmers, always chasing the latest trend instead of building long-term strategies.

by ubershmekel January 20, 2024

Hangin' Toilet Water Low

When a male's testes and surrounding sac are so relaxed that they actually dip into the water whilst droppin' a deuce.

EX1----->
Terence: O man, I got in from the lake the other day, and the water was really warm. I went to go make some gravy and next thing I knew my ballsac was chillin' in the feces-infested toilet water!

Ryan: Dude, you were definitely hangin' toilet water low.

EX2----------->
Randolph: I was having a splendid potty-bang session the other day with my biotch and all of a sudden I jumped up and sent her into the fuckin' tub. Turns out I had clogged the toilet and the water was creeping up on my babymakers. At first I thought I was hangin' toilet water low, but realized my Anaconda Deuce was the really the problem.

by RenoisRyan August 16, 2008