5 definitions by TMISv2.0

A bluebottle fly
Someone left the garbage open and now there's uzzards everywhere.
by TMISv2.0 May 21, 2019
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a state of intoxication bordering on total sensory ruin, usually involving waking up somewhere wondering what the fuck you did the night before.
I was so n'cheekd last night I woke up in the lion enclosure at the zoo. I have no clue how I got there
by TMISv2.0 February 9, 2005
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inebriation pretty similar to n'cheekd. The two words can be combined as in rankord n'cheekd
I was well rankord last night
by TMISv2.0 February 10, 2005
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The flatmate's bathroom where one is wont to lay a hefty steaming log when getting caught short in female company and not wanting her to hear the inevitable thunder and splashdown.
I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.

Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.
by TMISv2.0 July 27, 2009
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What are you on about? That sounds like low-hanging fruit to me.
by TMISv2.0 July 21, 2017
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