haiku

Maddox (www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net) put it best:

I had a wet fart.
I think I need to wipe it.
Damn! I shit my pants.

I'm better than you
cos my johnson is so big
I hate your mother

by breep December 4, 2004

Haiku

A "town" on the island of Maui in Hawaii, United States which should be called a region instead due to its vast size, large population of trees, and perplexing roads that will lead you to the middle of the middle of nowhere. When giving directions, be sure to offer a map and perhaps spare fuel.

"Eh, you live in Haiku ya? What part you stay?"
"Oh uh, I dunno."

by Originalnabisco December 9, 2008

Haiku

A form of Japanese poetry with 17 syllables in three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables. Almost all elementary english teachers force their students to write a haiku because they are too lazy to teach real poetry.

All haikus are great,
But they don't always make sense.
I got the buttpee.

by <======3 October 13, 2011

haiku

A fun poem which

has five syllables in the

first line, seven in

The second, and five

in the third line, it's mostly

just about nature.

Pandemonium

And chaos in our world

at least I'm asleep

by bluecheese May 22, 2004

haiku

a poem that is bnot/b restricted to the 5-7-5 format, as long as there is a good rhythm to it. the 5-7-5 was created as a template for the poem.
Usually about nature.

This is a haiku
Not five seven five
but it's got rhythm

by moofoo June 7, 2004

Haiku

7-5-7 syllable poem in three lines. Below are some examples.

"Learned your ABC's
Learned your birds and bees dummy
Parents hate their kids"

"Achievement Unlocked
Took an arrow to the knee
Sixty Gamerscore"

"My name's Bechreaus
I'm with all the black people in
the back of the bus" <---(I know it's racist)

"What is a haiku?
Urban Dictionary knows!
Oh. That's what it was."

by Ching Chong Evans January 11, 2012

haiku

A type of poem

A haiku has 5 sylobules then 7 then back to 5

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