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Hand Children

Any sperm ejaculated with own hand
I got rid of some Hand Children last night.

I got some Hand Children on my pants.
by Nibiru33 March 3, 2010
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Hand Cluck

The act of masturbation, particularly masturbation so furious that the action of one's hand causes the genitals to begin making a flapping or clapping noise.
That fat loser became so aroused watching lesbian porn that he dropped his pants in front of everyone and started making his hand cluck.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
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Hand Cheese

The remnants of masturbation. Generally includes semen, lotion, and other fun things.
"Geez, why won't this hand cheese come off?"
by onbusmis February 22, 2009
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hand condoms

noun- The cheap disposable plastic gloves that food service enployees have to wear
Before she packaged my buffalo wings, the deli counter person put on a pair of hand condoms.
by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008
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man to hand combat

1.) to masturbate
I was so horny I had some intense man to hand combat!
by PwnNubs May 31, 2009
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Hand Candy

Sperm from masturbation is called hand candy. When a man/woman gives a hand job and produces "hand candy" from the penis head.
"Damn my girlfriend gave me excellent hand candy!"
"I got hand candy all over my pants."
by Jacques de O. November 25, 2009
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hand cuffs

something people use as toys to make sex more intresting
'Dude, Stacy used hand cuffs on me last night"
"word"
by xx_love_me_xx September 11, 2008
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