guru

the healer, the discipline-er, the consoler, the companion, the teacher...all things good

Eg: you guru! *accompanied by a hug*

by Annie P June 24, 2005

Guru

Spam Facebook Ads from people who have pictures of fast cars and big houses (on their wish list) who want your money so they can buy them

I am a guru and if you give me your money I will become rich from something I’m rehashing from the guru who conned me

by Riversidekick April 16, 2019

Guru

A man of excellence, intelligence and strength. He has a extreme knowledge of fishing through tacklestore's, life-time catches and providing advice on all boating and fishing subjects.

John - "Hey do you know where Matt is? Need help tying this knot"
Ben - "Yeah, the Guru is upstairs"

by fishing maddddd February 16, 2020

guru

slang term for anything if your cool enough to use it

that dudes a guru. i saw your guru. i have to go to this guru. anything if your pro gangster

by tylo November 17, 2003

Guru

Famous internet celebrity. Mostly famous for out of this world M203 shots and general godly play.

It is well known that if you need something done you ask the Guru!

OMG I have just been Guru'ed!!!

We need a Guru.....

by Admin May 30, 2004

guru

The Commodore AMIGA version of the "Blue Screen of Death". An error screen displayed on the AMIGA for which a reboot is the only recovery.

I was just about to save my file when the computer gurud and I had to reboot.

by M February 4, 2005

Guru

When someone feels that they re literally hot themselves

Someone: njan enth hawt edee
Someone 2: uhhh.. Stop being a guru sucker!

by white.shadoow March 19, 2018