guru 

the healer, the discipline-er, the consoler, the companion, the teacher...all things good

Eg: you guru! *accompanied by a hug*

guru by Annie P June 24, 2005

Guru 

Spam Facebook Ads from people who have pictures of fast cars and big houses (on their wish list) who want your money so they can buy them

I am a guru and if you give me your money I will become rich from something I’m rehashing from the guru who conned me

Guru by Riversidekick April 16, 2019

Guru 

A man of excellence, intelligence and strength. He has a extreme knowledge of fishing through tacklestore's, life-time catches and providing advice on all boating and fishing subjects.

John - "Hey do you know where Matt is? Need help tying this knot"
Ben - "Yeah, the Guru is upstairs"

Guru by fishing maddddd February 16, 2020

guru 

slang term for anything if your cool enough to use it

that dudes a guru. i saw your guru. i have to go to this guru. anything if your pro gangster

guru by tylo November 17, 2003

Guru 

Famous internet celebrity. Mostly famous for out of this world M203 shots and general godly play.

It is well known that if you need something done you ask the Guru!

OMG I have just been Guru'ed!!!

We need a Guru.....

Guru by Admin May 30, 2004

guru 

The Commodore AMIGA version of the "Blue Screen of Death". An error screen displayed on the AMIGA for which a reboot is the only recovery.

I was just about to save my file when the computer gurud and I had to reboot.

guru by M February 4, 2005

Guru 

When someone feels that they re literally hot themselves

Someone: njan enth hawt edee
Someone 2: uhhh.. Stop being a guru sucker!

Guru by white.shadoow March 19, 2018