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Guesimation

A guess and an estimation!
Person 1: What was ur guesimation for question 10?
Person 2: 18. Y?
Person 1: Cos
by smilesr4free August 22, 2012
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Guesstimaweightion

To eyeball or estimate ones bag of whatever it is your selling by weight
I got it but I ain't got scales just use your best guesstimaweightion
by DawnNichole#1* March 23, 2021
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gestimate

to guess about a situation
The electric meters were not read every month. The electric company gestimates the electric usage at times
by Gerlinde Deaton October 4, 2007
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Guesstimate

A word that teachers and old ladies use to sound annoying, even though it literally means the same thing as estimate.
Student: Can you show me how to solve this equation?

Teacher: Sure! You start with a little guesstimate, and th-

Student: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by GotAFuckingUsername September 7, 2015
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Questimate

When you try to come up with an estimate for future values that are difficult to project
Let us Questimate the sales / revenue projections for a new product over the next 5 years.
by Shabski July 31, 2009
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GPEstimate

The initial estimated time of arrival given by your GPS application.
I beat the GPEstimate by 10 minutes.
by Billy13D March 9, 2021
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Gastimate

The mentally intricate and stresstospheric process of estimating how much gas there is still in the tank when there is no way to tell for certain because:

A. the fuel gauge does not work

B. it’s reached the point where the tank is so empty, it is pointless to look at the needle for any real information

C. Gastimating may also be resorted to when the gauge does work but there are no more funds for refilling the vehicle, thus the import of the Gastimate hinges in figuring out as closely as possible how far it may go / how long you may remain in a motor-engine transportable condition with the amount of fuel available. After said combustible liquid is used up, the prior means of transportation magically transforms into a simple sheltering mechanism, protecting against the elements but useless in other ways until gastoration occurs.

Gastimating properly is an essential survival talent or technique, particularly when driving at night through cities that do sleep and long stretches of empty roads.
"Your gastimate was incorrect, sorry to say. We're officially stranded in the middle of nowhere."
by madcopy April 7, 2015
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