A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.
by Neomancer712 March 17, 2013
Get the Gastarius mug.1) someone who is extremely autistic or just acts very autistic
2) someone who’s name starts with a g and is simultaneously retarded
2) someone who’s name starts with a g and is simultaneously retarded
“Did this dude really just hit a girl with a lunchbox”
“Yeah bro he’s hella gitarded”
“And that’s on bro”
“Yeah bro he’s hella gitarded”
“And that’s on bro”
by thelostdog57 August 23, 2019
Get the gitarded mug.A Gtard is a person who says they will play a game with you "in a little bit" but then after about 5 mins you ask again and they suddenly have to go.
"Carson do you want to play Destiny 2"
" In a little bit"
*5 minutes pass
"Carson do you still want to play?"
"Sorry I suddenly have to go"
Like the gtard he is
" In a little bit"
*5 minutes pass
"Carson do you still want to play?"
"Sorry I suddenly have to go"
Like the gtard he is
by Wavytoast84 June 13, 2020
Get the Gtard mug.When an emotionally semi retarded divorced morbidly obese gossiping middle aged sack of donkey dicks has tear ducts that are attached to his lower intestine and asshole; whenever said individual encounters a heavy emotional situation and instead of weeping, tips over and fist pounds hysterically whilst releasing a stream of thick fecal liquid!
Gary received a telegram that his wife was divorcing him and emotionally lost it, Gshartsobbing his thong and size 54 dungarees.
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An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.
A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.
A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?
You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?
You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.
by J. Lyons April 10, 2006
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