Gshartsobbing

When an emotionally semi retarded divorced morbidly obese gossiping middle aged sack of donkey dicks has tear ducts that are attached to his lower intestine and asshole; whenever said individual encounters a heavy emotional situation and instead of weeping, tips over and fist pounds hysterically whilst releasing a stream of thick fecal liquid!

Gary received a telegram that his wife was divorcing him and emotionally lost it, Gshartsobbing his thong and size 54 dungarees.