Gufflet

A passing of wind that is too horrendous to not be noticed, but not meaty enough to be a proper guff

Good heavens that was some gufflet Charlie.

by RAZZLESPARROW September 18, 2016

Muffle Gruffle

A phrase used to express feelings of contentness, frustration, and many other emotions.

While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.

Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.

Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...

by Moose Wrassler April 3, 2009