Gryffinroar

The best website for providing tips to Pottermore users. Also contains a chat for all houses and a chat specifically for Gryffindors.

Man, my boss has given me loads of work to do because he caught me on Gryffinroar at work!

by ShadowJinx26 September 23, 2011

Ken Griffin

CEO of the hedge fund Shitadel, known for being an (alleged) liar, a cheat, and a market manipulator. Naked shorting of GME is his forte and seemingly has a love for mayo and bedposts.

person 1: Look at that short ladder attack right at the opening bell. Looks like Ken Griffin is back on his bullshit again.

by radrach23 February 16, 2022

Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.

Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.

by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009

Lois Griffin

The mom in family guy who is loved by everybody except Stewie

Lois Griffin: hi Stewie how are you?
Stewie Griffin: shut up woman!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

griffins bridge

the area between your arse and your sack

man i got an itch tryin to cross griffins bridge

by j j mclure June 28, 2009

chris griffin

chris griffin= fat, dumb and blond

Chris Griffin : hey stewie, i just had a nap. do you want an eye booger?
stewie:aaaaggggghhhhh*whacks chris with stick*

by digity cat August 3, 2007

groffings

To participate in a Jonathan Groff related activity. Also used as a way of expressing the sincerest form of genuine good luck or well wishes.

Me: I'm going to go watch Spring Awakening now.
You: Happy Groffings!

Me: Happy Groffings during your groffgasm!

by L-Swizzle November 26, 2010