Grunki

An awful, lingering shit that your friend drops in a public bathroom

Dude, that shit was hella grunki

by SexGodO-Dog April 28, 2022

B'grrness

B'grrness first came into use in California in 2004. It is used primarily as an interjection (1), though is often used as an adjective (2), and less commonly can be found in virtually any part of speech (3).

It was coined by John-Clark Levin with the purpose of sounding like valleygirl-esque doubletalk (similar to the Ishkabibble of the thirties).

B'Grrness has since gained momentum with the help of internet bloggers who are trying to push the word into mainstream usage.

1. "This lady was like, 'maybe we can just be friends?' and I was like you know what, b'grrness lady!"

2. "Wanna come downtown? I heard about this hot sushi place. It'll be sooo b'grrness."

3. "Come on you f***ed-up b'grrness, gimme your best shot!"

by Morphir April 4, 2005

Rob Gronkowski

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.

Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.

by RG87 December 31, 2011

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

Grankley

Adj. "GRANK-el-LEE" Grankley is used to describe someones appearance or demeanor. It means to look messed up so bad as to be below ones notice.

Jesus! Get a load of this Grankley fuck!
I feel Grankley today.

by UberSmoof October 25, 2009

gronkowski

A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.

That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.

Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.

That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.

by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013

granks

A hybrid of "great" and "thanks," commonly used by exceedingly busy people who lack the time to vocalize both words independently of one another.

"I'll get that contact report out to you this afternoon D'Artagnan"

D'Artagnan: "Granks!"

by Penelope Cash February 11, 2009