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Grossmesser

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis
Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.
by Shakesmear May 18, 2022
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get gross

To engage in varying degress of sexual activity, anywhere from kissing or light groping (a little gross,) to major all anal action (really gross.)
Ah man, I really wanna get gross with her tonight.
by T Giddy July 31, 2008
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gossip whore

Some one who is thought of to be excited by gossiping non-stop.
Yes, Veitch is a Gossip Whore
by shika August 30, 2007
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Gossip Girl

The best show ever. Be careful it’s highly addictive but still very entertaining. The reason you were up till 2 in the morning.
Look like a Archibald

Think like a Bass
Act like a Waldorf

Work like a Humphrey

Dress like a Vander Woodsen

Iconic Quotes:
The money, the drugs, the privileges keep us numb so we don’t notice it’s better in the real world, Nate Archibald
I’m chuck bass, Chuck Bass
Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop, Blair Waldorf(-Bass)
I’m Gossip Girl, Dan Humphrey

People don’t tell you who you are you tell them, Serena De-Vanderbilt Woodsen
by Rileylynn November 6, 2018
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Gross Anatomy

A rite of passage those seeking a doctoral degree in a health profession (Physician, Physical therapist, Dentist, etc...) must go through.

Involves tedious, lengthy, lab sessions often pushing 5 hours in which one dissects a human cadaver several times a week in a room with no sunlight.

Imagine looking at a bowl of spaghetti and having to name not only each noodle, but also every space in-between them. Imagine having to know where each noodle is going, where it came from, what its embryological origin was, and what nerve innervates it.

Side effects include, but are not limited to: smelling like formaldehyde after your 3rd shower, wishing you could forget the things you've done in lab- like cutting open a dead man's testicle or skinning a human face- except for that you'll be tested on it next week, a marked aversion to chicken, brisket and fat of any kind, and extreme sleep deprivation.
"I used to enjoy life. Now I'm taking Gross anatomy"

"Hey, did you hear about that guy who got dragged by a car for a mile and had to be hospitalized for a month?

"Yeah, I heard while he was getting dragged, he would cry out "at least I'm not in Gross Anatomy".

I'd go and grab a bite to eat with you, but I just walked out of Gross Anatomy lab and it's going to take at least a few hours to wash the stink off.
by A 1-Lung October 20, 2010
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paul gross

A multitalented Canadian actor and musician with a large internet-based fangirl harem. He's best known for his role as Benton Fraser in due South and for being extremely pretty. He may or may not be a key instrument in the Canadian plan for global domination.
Paul Gross can make curling look hot.
by Floria Tosca January 27, 2007
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Xoxo gossip girl

Something you say after spilling juicy tea or gossip. This comes from the CW show Gossip Girl where the narrator always finishes off a sentence with this.
and who am I? That’s a secret I’ll never tell. You know you love me xoxo gossip girl
by Oscar4566 June 2, 2018
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