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Grofessional

Adjective

1. Someone who is paid to grow cannabis professionally.
2. Referred to as “master grower” from 1995-2020 that claims to be adept at all fields of growing and all styles, respectively,having extensive knowledge of soil science, plant biology, pest management.
“Even though he graduated from oaksterdam he isn’t quite a grofessional”
by Master Growers Master October 13, 2020
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grofession

gro·fes·sion
/groˈfeSHən/
noun
1. an act of declaring that one has a master grower of cannabis as a paid occupation, one involving prolonged training and a formal qualifications.
"He graduated from oaksterdam this is chads chosen grofession”
by Master Growers Master October 13, 2020
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ellipsis golfer

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.
Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.
by SeJoker September 27, 2021
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Jon Groller

Jon Groller is the coolest guy I've ever met. He likes teaching science and is also boring sometimes but he's so epically super dupery chicken tenderly cool! He also likes Tobias Shepherd.
Toby: Hi Jon Groller! you're cool!
Jon Groller: See me after class for a surprise. 😙
by PineappleMan43 May 10, 2023
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Golfer

An individual who partakes in the sport of Golfing.
ThongSnapper sure is a pretty fucking horrible golfer. He couldn't play golf to save his own non-existent dick.
by thisisntmeatalliswear January 8, 2012
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Grolf

The sound a small dog/rodent makes when being struck by a stray putter/driver.
"Dude I hit that fucking gopher!"
"Yea, it grolfed"
"Kinda creapy..."
"Can we keep it?"
"You're going to keep a retarded gopher?"
"NO! A dead one..."
by Zac Rutter-Aulis July 20, 2008
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Tool Golfer

A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.
Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.
by Im Mutually a douchebag March 15, 2011
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