Groveland

Groveland is an awful little town in northeastern Massachusetts where nothing ever happens. Even so, it is the most interesting place in the Pentucket district because West Newbury is like dead space and Merrimac, MA is too close to New Hampshire. The only reason Groveland is interesting in any way is because downtown is basically in Haverhill. It is full of a bunch of kids who almost entirely turn in to stoners by high school and think they are really, really tough when they are actually pussies. Meanwhile, the parents think that Groveland is a "drugfree" community and that those bad Haverhill kids aren't going to taint their little angel. Groveland also has The Pines, and The Manor, the closest thing Pentucket has to a ghetto. This is where 90% of all the black and hispanic people in Pentucket live all the white parents tell the kids not to go there because they don't want them to be scared by all the dark-skinned people. Groveland basically has your standard upper class snooty rich folk (though not as bad as West Newbury) and middle class working folk who can barely afford to live there. The poorest people in Groveland live in The Manor or in the neighborhood behind DeLeo's but even those people aren't lower class, they just are relatively poor compared to all the rich people. Groveland is boring and unless you live in the area, there should be no reason why you ever need to come here.

Haverhill Kid 1: Hey, what's with that big group of guys smoking weed next to Market Basket? Don't they see that cop car?
Haverhill Kid 2: Oh, can't you tell by their Pentucket sweatshirts? They must be from Groveland.
Haverhill Kid 1: Oh, shit. The Haverhill cops are gonna get those stupid rich pricks.
Haverhill Kid 2: ha ha good. I just hope none of them are my hookups from the Manor.

by BoysLoveVaginas January 3, 2011

groder

Chapins white trash poulation who for the most part smell worse then a locker room after practice and you can at anytime scrape your name on there for head with you fingernail in the dirt and oil build up

Look at that groder sittin on the bench damn that will take a while to sanatize

by FARR February 19, 2005

grovel

verb: west coast slang. to stop at no lengths to get sexual with a chick.

shit, it took a fifth of tequila and 3 o'clock in the morning to get her in bed! and i barely even grovelled her tits before she passed-out. to grovel

by sandspit September 24, 2007

Groel

A stinky, sunflower seed-filled dookie that comes out feeling like you're passing a pinecone (against the grain) with needles stuck in it.

Check out the groel I left in your toilet. (Sorry about the blood.)

by Stizzle Pavizzle September 30, 2003

Grodly

Undesired, and nasty.

Yo that joe kid is so grodly, because he smells like sweet corn soda.

by Coochmaster99 June 5, 2015

groder

One who doesen't care much for personal hygiene or personal appearance and is not visually appealing

Look at that groder over there, he's wearing a nasty beer stained wife beater and he has a very long mullet.

by Eric January 25, 2004

Roger Goodell

Fuck Boy

Tom Brady starting to act like a Roger Goodell

by swe360 January 30, 2015