Settle gretel

chill out, calm down, relax, no need to stress, and don't worry

Worried Jack: Oh no I left my hot pocket in the microwave too long!

Chilled Jill: “Settle Gretel”, it'll be fine.

by Nakiiix May 9, 2022

Gretel

Gretel is a morbidly obese orangutan who is taller in width than height. Gretel also wears a heavy load sign, sweat butter, and doesn’t understand what a diet is. Probably sucks the grease out of big macs and smells like they bathe in grease.

“Gretel you’re so big! And horizontally challenged!”

by Gretelisbig1823 November 15, 2023