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Gretell

Gretell is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Gretell and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.
She is very self-centered and hates being alone. She is vey outgoing once you get to know her. She wants a person who will listen to her and will understand. She is the perfect lover, and once she has eyes for someone she makes that person her #1 priority.
"I want to be a Gretell."
"I see he got a Gretell, what a lucky guy."
"Yeah he better take good care of her, though"
by gigi :)) November 20, 2021
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Gretel

Gretel is a morbidly obese orangutan who is taller in width than height. Gretel also wears a heavy load sign, sweat butter, and doesn’t understand what a diet is. Probably sucks the grease out of big macs and smells like they bathe in grease.
“Gretel you’re so big! And horizontally challenged!”
by Gretelisbig1823 November 15, 2023
mugGet the Gretelmug.

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