granture

the past tense of grant.
yes it’s a real fucking word shut up.

“my mother grantured me permission to come out.”

by hoekay January 9, 2021

grantopious

the most amazing thing ever

I know this grantopious girl =

by andrew donofry ree hee hee September 24, 2005

grantrunka

to cry while masterbating

last night susie left me and I had a grantrunka kinda night i

by plsdontfart December 20, 2017

Gantor

Colossal or Mammoth (huge is a weak descriptor)! A very large item or quantity of an item. Can be used to describe one's johnny.

Wow that is one gantor flesh flute you are wielding!

by FAB April 30, 2003

Graktorn

The best arcer there is

Graktorn owns Atlantis 10-3

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Grantra

The protogenic pizza man from Fairport Harbor Ohio. Grantra rules the midnight air and loves his rum, but broke all of the branches when he fell out of the Patience tree. Toht is the man according to grantra. "We...we are...not thirsty...."

"Ugh oh, were out of rum. Better not tell Grantra or he might DT our ass.."

by JHolt September 9, 2008

Granorexic

When an elderly lady is watching her calories for no apparent reason, except for the fact that she is crazy and old.

My grandma is granorexic. She thinks a handful of almonds is a meal.

by [e-mail] November 21, 2011