Grantra 

The protogenic pizza man from Fairport Harbor Ohio. Grantra rules the midnight air and loves his rum, but broke all of the branches when he fell out of the Patience tree. Toht is the man according to grantra. "We...we are...not thirsty...."

"Ugh oh, were out of rum. Better not tell Grantra or he might DT our ass.."

Grantra by JHolt September 9, 2008

Grantaire 

a drunk cynic who originally lived in the 1830s during the June Rebellion in Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. He can be found in many different modern fan fictions as well as in his spirit animal, George Blagden.
Though Grantaire is described as ugly in the book, he is actually an outrageously beautiful human being.

Oh he's also in love with Enjolras.

My friend: You know everyone is lusting after Enjolras, but do you see that guy with the bottle staring at his dick? Damn.
Me: yeah that's Grantaire

Grantaire by justdateabarricadeboy June 26, 2015

grantpa 

A grandpa who pays for his grandkid's college expenses, tuition, rent, bills, etc., enabling the grandkid to smoke excessive amounts of weed and have keggers every night.

Don't worry, this ounce of chronic is on me. My grantpa pays all my bills so I have some extra dough.

grantpa by Howard Capone November 2, 2008

grantalope 

A majestic, beautiful,one of a kind creature. He doesn't always listen to logic but he's an incredible friend that everyone loves. A grantalope is someone you want in your life

God I love grantalope

grantalope by Strange person October 27, 2017

Grantage 

being well satisfied by a well endowed handsome womaniser of a guy. Left weak at the knees and fulfilled in every way.....All your sexual wishes come true....

Pedra, I had some serious grantage last night i was walking like John Wayne...

Petrina, I am so horny I could do with a good seeing to, some serious grantage.

Grantage by spuderick December 26, 2009

grantrepreneur 

People who exist on and for public subsidies, also known as corporate welfare. They're not business people, they're just good at getting money from government.

That corn ethanol plant can't turn a profit without government grants. It's run by a bunch of grantrepreneurs.

grantrepreneur by Harry Seaword September 2, 2009

Grantasy 

A man in his mid to late 20's who thinks about and sometimes sleeps with 14 year old girls

"Wow that chick was hot"
"She looks 14 dude"
"Man i totally just had a Grantasy."

Grantasy by P1g D3str0y3r February 9, 2010