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Grantaire
a drunk cynic who originally lived in the 1830s during the June Rebellion in Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. He can be found in many different modern fan fictions as well as in his spirit animal, George Blagden.
Though Grantaire is described as ugly in the book, he is actually an outrageously beautiful human being.
Oh he's also in love with Enjolras.
Though Grantaire is described as ugly in the book, he is actually an outrageously beautiful human being.
Oh he's also in love with Enjolras.
My friend: You know everyone is lusting after Enjolras, but do you see that guy with the bottle staring at his dick? Damn.
Me: yeah that's Grantaire
Me: yeah that's Grantaire
Grantaire by justdateabarricadeboy June 26, 2015
Related Words
Grantra • Grantran • Grantræ • grantaire • Grantas • Grantasy • Grantham • grantrepreneur • grandragora • Grandrama
grantpa
A grandpa who pays for his grandkid's college expenses, tuition, rent, bills, etc., enabling the grandkid to smoke excessive amounts of weed and have keggers every night.
Don't worry, this ounce of chronic is on me. My grantpa pays all my bills so I have some extra dough.
grantpa by Howard Capone November 2, 2008
grantalope
A majestic, beautiful,one of a kind creature. He doesn't always listen to logic but he's an incredible friend that everyone loves. A grantalope is someone you want in your life
grantalope by Strange person October 27, 2017
Grantage
being well satisfied by a well endowed handsome womaniser of a guy. Left weak at the knees and fulfilled in every way.....All your sexual wishes come true....
Pedra, I had some serious grantage last night i was walking like John Wayne...
Petrina, I am so horny I could do with a good seeing to, some serious grantage.
Petrina, I am so horny I could do with a good seeing to, some serious grantage.
grantrepreneur
People who exist on and for public subsidies, also known as corporate welfare. They're not business people, they're just good at getting money from government.
That corn ethanol plant can't turn a profit without government grants. It's run by a bunch of grantrepreneurs.
grantrepreneur by Harry Seaword September 2, 2009
Grantasy
Grantasy by P1g D3str0y3r February 9, 2010
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