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Grandparents

The folks who pushed your mommy/daddy outta their pussies
I wisited my grandparents last night
by Awsomeisimo July 21, 2018
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grandrents

The grandrents are coming to stay for the holidays, because my mother wants all the family here.
by rieux November 30, 2003
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Grandparents point

That steamy spot you think about when your mind wonders into its deep sexual trance. Your thought people didn't have sex. You thought wrong of course. Monday through sunday grandparents point is the spot where those you respect the most go to fuck out their self-esteem issues. Like teenagers trying to hump their way to cool-ness, your grandparents go 6ft deep boasting the prowess of a chicken with its head cut off.
Jane: Hey bob, we gonna go to grandparents point before the christmas party again?

Bob: You know what Jane, lets fuck to the dickens. It'll be rad.
by DirtyToy December 26, 2012
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grandpagasm

n. The noise you would expect your grandpa to make when orgasming.
v. The act of making grandpa's orgasm noises during intercourse when your mate least expects it, in an attempt to completely eradicate their sex drive.
--Bro, I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of Kaya. She's so clingy I might just have to grandpagasm that bitch.
by Zmackdavis April 29, 2015
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grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up
"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine
by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015
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Grantypants

A grantypants is a male slut and someone who allows anyone into their pants.l and grants anyone and anything access into their pants.
He's such a "grantypants" .

Male slut "grantypants" Webb!!!
by nighthawlk89 June 29, 2020
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Grandpa4Tnite

A person who gives back to the community and loves everyone ! It’s Grandpa Fortnite not Grandpa for Tonight that would just be weird.
I can’t believe I got Grandpa4Tnited last night !!!
by Gpa4Tnitefan March 27, 2022
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