graham cracker

A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".

A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.

by ButtersB February 18, 2022

piplop graham cracker

A short bucktoothed italian who hates everything but community. He spends his free time watching vampire diaries. And he adores his khakis. He thinks he's jeff but he's not kool enough 4 dat. He luv his bestie ricky wilhelm schulz they iz tight skurrr skurrr.

wow who's that shortie next to ricky?
oh i think thats piplop graham cracker

by ___o_o___ March 3, 2017

choclate graham cracker

when a mexican guy shits in a black girls vagina

eww i watched a porno and a mexican gave that black chick a choclate graham cracker

by adam apocalypse October 3, 2007

graham cracker

A person who is half-white, half-Mexican.

Mom's from Mississippi, Dad's from Mexico, so I'm a graham cracker.

by bubba22 September 10, 2005

graham cracker

An old person who tries to act cool.

Kid: Hey! Get a load of the graham cracker! Ahaha!
Man: Is that a geezer on a skateboard?!
Old Man: LOOGAME! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kid & Man together: A 360 Varial McTwist?!

by Smart American Male October 18, 2006

Graham Cracker

Name given to a God Created Bi-racial , vibrant, intelligent, considerate black male, that has a college degree, flies airplanes, has written a book and has a US Patent, and has never acted like a stereotypical negro, always tried to better himself and loves his mother. The one calling him a graham cracker, smokes weed, drinks brown liquor, has never did shit with his life, has lived in a roach infested apt, has displayed all out jealousy, always has been that negative negro, and pretends to be a saint, buying a house with Executor of the Will money, pretending that he has done some shit. But calls the good one a Graham Cracker. Negro Please.

Hi, I have never done shit with my life and I resent you because I was my own anchor and since you have light skin, and mine is darker than yours, hey, everyone needs a scapegoat, so since you do the right things and I smoke weed and drink brown liquor, I am going to for no God Damned reason, call you a “Graham Cracker”.

by MetaG February 25, 2018

Insta-Graham Cracker

1. A white guy who uses Instagram constantly.

2. A graham cracker iced to look like the Instagram logo.

Girl: Do you see Ryan? He's so hot, but he's such an Insta-Graham Cracker!
Guy: More like Insta-Whore. He just does it to score with Jessica.

by MyUsernameIsAlreadyInUse November 25, 2014