Grating the monkey

When one engages the act of Masturbation

Richard walked in on James Grating the monkey

by Misfiit April 6, 2011

Giraffing

Verb - the sneak attack make-out of a really tall guy, usually directed at a below average height girl.

Also, to giraffe or to be giraffed.

Watch out for Lawrence, he's known for giraffing when you least expect it.

by Uhura-song June 16, 2014

Giraffing

Making out with a girl that you are at least one foot taller than.

"Damn you see those two making out in the corner."
"Yeah man, he's straight giraffing her"

by Herkenham October 9, 2013

gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout

Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered

by loljk12345 March 13, 2015

Grifting Grand

Grifting is another word for sucking. Grand is used to describe a large penis. Therefore grifting grand is sucking an enormous penis.

Marianne's down by the seaside grifting grand.

by I'm sosorry Mr. Band February 24, 2017

coot gratings

noun <kewt gray-tings> The residue left after a Cooter Grater scrubs her coot against tree bark or some other foreign object thus creating a flurry of coot gratings.

I saw a big nasty Cooter Grater and she left her coot gratings all over the place. It was like a freaking snow globe!

by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009

Granting

When one excessively complains about simple and minor things, such as videogames, sports, or any form of minor imperfection, such as a fuzzy television screen or perhaps an out of place pixel.

He claimed the baseball game was set up, and I had to listen to him granting about it all night.

by Jacob Harman June 18, 2008