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giraffes and zebras

the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.
tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.
by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013
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Graffen

Graffen is a large, loyal, Noble german beast generally owned by a female Ginger. They are usually of the canine variety, typically Rottweilers. They will defend and fight to the end along their owners, if need be. Gingers will always be the Alpha, regardless of gender.
Look at how that Rottweiler, Graffen, sees the Ginger, woman as her Alpha. Graffen, is almost as big if not larger than the woman, yet it looks to her for constant approval.
by The RHD September 17, 2017
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Two giraffes fighting

When someone is so high that they don't stop moving around,they can't sit still.flailing their arms,constant head and neck movement. Usually accompanied by distorted facial expressions or exorcism like behavior.Similar to noodle grooving,wiggling,swimming,tweaking
"she was tweaking so hard it looked two giraffes fighting."
by jublisstar October 23, 2022
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Selling Queer Giraffes

When someone tells you a lie and you refuse to believe what is being said or want to call them out in an awesome way.
Guy 1 : yeah we are leaving right now!
Guy 2 : I think your selling Queer Giraffes man.
by Gorilla123 September 27, 2009
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Graffeces

The age-old art form of leaving poop stains in the shitter.
My wife often leaves poop-stains in the toilet. One day she called me at work and said that the poop stain bandit had struck again and I asked her if it was an act of graffeces? Needless to say it stuck, LOL.
by Poop Stains Hoenie August 30, 2009
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Graffenberg Spot

1. A myth, often told to mislead teens.

2. A lie, used to cover up the awesome power of the mighty Clitasaurus rex.

3. An awkwardly sought after source of female pleasure that does not exist.
John spent many painful hours searching for Jane's Graffenberg Spot before calling in Mythbusters for assistance.
by tap-pat January 7, 2009
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giraffes baws

A piece of information that someone doesn't understand. Usually too technical or outwith the persons field of knowledge.
"I've no idea what you guys are talking about... that's total giraffes baws. It went right over my head"
by Bryan McPhail September 9, 2005
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