gonezo

When you smoke too much pot you are...

Wow man you are gonezo.

by JohnnyJibba April 15, 2007

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gatezone

When a guy thinks he's getting some action but you secretly use him to open the gate and lock him out

Fuckboy you've been gatezoned

by astonlakeside September 21, 2016

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gomez grip

The act of sticking 1-4 fingers up your opponents anus when ground fighting.

I got Gomez gripped today while training and shit my pants

by Bsherm January 20, 2018

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tickling gomez

The tender act of rubbing your moustache against one's perineum.

Mate: Did you seal the deal last night?
Me: Yep, once I'd given her a tender tickling gomez, she couldn't refuse my proposal.

by The Tender Tickler November 14, 2014

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A minor internet celebrity and the third most violent otherkin known to man (the other 2 being Kenneth Eng and Robert H. Marko), Gothzilla is an angry, gay goth kid sporting a ponyhawk and a set of crusty, infected nipple rings, who thinks that he is a bipedal, orange dragon. Gothzilla is a modest dragon who only wants you to acknowledge his superiority and bow down before him. He has the modest dream of completely annihilating the human race, while getting disemboweled and anally raped by a bunch of bigger dragons. He makes art and videos which emphasize this. He confessed to attempted murder (a crime which was witnessed by over 50 people), but due to a technicality was never given a proper sentence and probably never will be.

Kid in detention 1: I swear, if they don't let us out of here soon, I'm gonna start stabbing people.

Kid in detention 2: Don't say shit like that.

Kid in detention 1: Why? Because they'll put me in "ther-uh-pee"?

Kid in detention 2: No, because it makes you sound like Gothzilla.

Kid in detention 1: Oh. I'll stop now.

by Flaming-biscuit September 7, 2010

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John Gomez Syndrome

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.

Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks

by RoxerMan October 24, 2014

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