circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 18, 2021

brandon sherman

The most handsome man in the world

wow, that man looks like a Brandon Sherman

by Bsherm November 26, 2019

toddjohnson

The name given to those defeated by the jews. The weakest of all gentiles

The other day in jiu jitsu, I was submitted by a jew. I am now know as toddjohnson

by Bsherm December 02, 2019

ayzman

A tiny uncircumcised penis that smells like Korean BBQ

No girls want to date me because of my Ayzman

by Bsherm March 15, 2016

gomez grip

The act of sticking 1-4 fingers up your opponents anus when ground fighting.

I got Gomez gripped today while training and shit my pants

by Bsherm January 20, 2018