Bsherm's definitions

ayzman

A tiny uncircumcised penis that smells like Korean BBQ

No girls want to date me because of my Ayzman

by Bsherm July 26, 2016

toddjohnson

The name given to those defeated by the jews. The weakest of all gentiles

The other day in jiu jitsu, I was submitted by a jew. I am now know as toddjohnson

by Bsherm December 2, 2019

gomez grip

The act of sticking 1-4 fingers up your opponents anus when ground fighting.

I got Gomez gripped today while training and shit my pants

by Bsherm January 20, 2018

circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 17, 2021

brandon sherman

The most handsome man in the world

wow, that man looks like a Brandon Sherman

by Bsherm November 25, 2019