turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.

the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.

by [e-mail] August 30, 2010

guarding

The act of imitating a Hollister lifeguard in places you don't typically find lifeguards on duty. Involves holding your hands up to your eyes like binoculars and having friends take a picture of you.

#Guarding

Dude #1:         Hey, hold my phone for a second.

Dude #2:        Sure!

Dude #1:         I need you to take a pic of me guarding in the school library!

by Sam Diego April 5, 2013

guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.

Burns made Homer Simpson the Head Bee Guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

Edge Guarding

A technique used in any of the Super Smash Brothers games to keep people from getting back onto the stage after being knocked off.

Hanging off the eldge to keep your opponent from jumping back on is a commonly used edge guarding technique.

by Mac70 June 26, 2008

Cattle Guarding

Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only

Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding

by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022

goading

the action of tempting another rider to race on the public roads. Usually results in a "Go to Jail" card.

"honest M'lud, Mr X was goading me with his Firestorm at the time"

by JSP May 17, 2004

goading

goading is a word used to say that an individual is willing to join into an activity

1 - whats going on over there?

2 - bill and mike are shearing a hairy child

1 - well , i'm party to that goading

by duck January 11, 2005