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Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))
Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.
by Thumperton April 25, 2011
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Gooseneck bitch

That one long necked bitch that always be runnin her god damn mouth
Ex- Ms.JewTesticle was saying that I couldn’t read so I called her a gooseneck bitch
by JewFaggotTesticles69 May 29, 2019
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Gooseball

A sport in which you roll up a goose into a ball, and throw it through a hoop. Most times wins.
I'm Gooseball athlete too! Are you a Baller or a Thrower? What's your times record?
by MajorGen August 14, 2019
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Goosepickle

I played with my boyfriends goosepickle!
by By Kaela n Taylor January 28, 2004
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Goosebag

usually someone that think's they're the shit but is really a piece of shit, i.e. pop stars and pretty boys
interchangeable with douchebag, but even more deserving of a Mortal Kombat fatality or nut stompage
Typical of the big party scene at many institutions of higher learning in the U.S. are numerous goosebags that make suicide bombing seem like the best option at such parties.
by ratm9m September 11, 2005
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Goosebag

A self-centred individual, either male or female, not on an expedition to the extreme climates of the north and/ or south poles, who demonstrates their low level of intellect by purchasing and donning a $500+ jacket to follow a ridiculous (short-lived) trend, without taking into consideration how moronic they appear.
Its not that cold in Toronto, why is that guy wearing a heavy down-filled, coyote fur trimmed jacket? What a goosebag!
by BiggPapii February 19, 2011
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Gooback

A friend named joe who usually wakes up after a heavy night of drinking, on the floor with the back of his sweatshirt covered in a semen appearing substance.
Joe did it again fuckin gooback! They took er jobs!!
by CashP January 4, 2014
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